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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: christinaaguiprophet, via livebymoonlight)

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via livebymoonlight)

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

(via livebymoonlight)

4amgirls asked: Lol what's some characteristic traits of a fuck boy?! 💁


Answer:

pinkvelourtracksuit:

a fuck boy

  • complains about stretch marks or pubic hair 
  • his tumblr archive is a sea of racially ambiguous women and pictures of weed
  • expects u to suck him up for like 5 hours but eats u out for like 2 seconds
  • his twitter and instagram is full of transphobic and misogynistic shit
  • he does music and it’s garbage but he swears that he got bars
  • he texts u shit like ‘when u gone see me?’ or ‘send me a pic’
  • he got that fuck boy hair cut 

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via unshaped)

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